how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language




people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

How do I always end up at the gym

“Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant”
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